21/02/26
Scumbag Villains Self-Saving System by MXTX is a Romance Danmei that centres around a trashtalker commentator transmigrator named Shen Qingqiu. He transmigrates as the novel's antagonist, Shen Jiu, who, in the original telling, was turned into a human stick by his disciple and protagonist, Luo Binghe. Shen Qingqiu remembers to make sure he doesn't upset Luo Binghe whilst balancing the role of an antagonist, so that the game system doesn't deduct points. What he doesn't know, though, is that being friendly towards Luo Binghe had turned the story into a very different genre.
I first discovered this Danmei when I was scrolling through YouTube. I came across the Donghua of it, and at the time, was looking to watch something after my first Danmei, Heaven Officials Blessing. I would say the Donghua was quite amusing, and I enjoyed Shen Qingqiu's reactions because he is such a drama queen. Though after reading the Danmei, I am disappointed that they did not add Luo Binghe's curly hair. This would have fit so much because his curly hair is described to be like a sheep, I believe, and usually sheep are portrayed as innocent. Boy, do I have news. The Donghua had stopped at the key part of Luo Binghe's transformation, and so I decided to read the Danmei.
Reading the Danmei, I found it quite funny (I am a sucker for comedy, just wait until I write about TGCF in Autumn. Qi Rong is getting the biggest mention.) The way it would get quite intense at some parts, and hearing the thoughts of Shen Qingqiu, just made it so messy in a good way. Like, what do you mean you think Luo Binghe is straight? Have you seen the way that man looks and yearns for you? Not to mention, bro did not kill him after he had come back up from that pit. When he was imprisoned, Luo Binghe did not release him and instead accidentally tore off his clothes, like it was a sheet of paper. Made me laugh so hard I had to put my phone down and go walking around the house like a headless chook.After this, Shen Jiu's story was then told. It was sad the way he grew up, being someone who would get constantly abused and used as a servant. This did not justify his actions, though, when it came to harassing a female disciple. It was also revealed that a sect leader called Yue Qingyuan was possibly his soulmate in the original timeline. Unfortunately, since he was turned into a human stick, this could never happen. He was a childhood friend of Shen Jiu and showed a lot of care towards him in his younger years, even helping him to be a shizun, despite murdering his abuser.
Anyways after this information, Shen Qinggiu later explodes inside. I won't say how, but you can read it for yourself (despite literally spoiling some information.) Luo Binghe is very distraught, keeping the corpse of his master and not giving it a proper burial, or to his friend Liu Qingge. This is where it gets quite funny. Shen Qingqiu isn't actually dead and managed to be inside another body or husk persay. He avoids him as much as possible, but then stumbles upon Luo Binghe and Liu Qingge fighting. Shen Qingqiu's corpse is in Luo Binghe's hands, half clothed. Which raised the question. What on earth is he doing to my corpse? This scene will always be iconic to me, like you're in the room and you're seeing two people fight over your corpse (I would faint just like how Shen Qingqiu did in the Donghua). Anyways, after this or before I forgot the chronological order. Another Iconic scene that I just wanted to share is when Shen Qingqiu is just like, "He is straight, but why does he not take any women in?" The past Luo Binghe actually had a harem, so this question was quite funny. He manages to get into Luo Binghe's dream. Not being able to see his shizun due to him exploding their were many of him in the dream (Bro was a sad lover boy). Shen Qingqiu, feeling empathetic, goes up to him because what is the worst that can happen? He can't be spotted, nor can he be suddenly killed. He didn't expect Luo Binghe's lips to be on his, though. Afterall he thought he was straight, that was when he was wrong.
There were other characters in the story, such as the actual author being a twink servant to a demon and being discovered by only saying a swear word. He was quite funny when paired with the main character, but I did not really enjoy reading about his relationship with his demon boyfriend. His demon boyfriend, Mobei Jun, was so ass though, so I skipped their extras. We also had Luo Binghe's father and cousin. His father did not seem to care about Luo Binghe as much, planning to murder him for his strength. He was, though, the biggest shipper in the novel. When he discovered the main character in the bed with him and his cousin, he just smirked (got me cackling fr).
Furthermore, this Danmei was quite enjoyable. With the characters adding to the comedic aspect. It was not as good as TGCF when it came to storytelling and romance. It was nicely written, though, and made me manage to put it down and laugh. Shen Qingqiu trying to convince himself as being straight was amusing to see.
7/10
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